Showing results for "The Male Rose"

A simple and easy to use masturbator. It has a compact design and has a number of features that help it stand out like being splashproof and handheld. At first glance, I did not think I would keep this in my collection but due to the ease of use and the one handed function, it will definitely be a keeper. However, at the time of the review, the price is around $75, if you're looking for a more budget automatic masturbators, I would choose something else.

Read More..

Y’all when I tell you I did not know what I was getting into with this toy. I have some grievances with it but they’re not dealbreakers or nothing.

Read More..

I absolutely love this toy, and the spinning function always brings me over the edge.

Read More..

This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving! Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!

Read More..

Honestly this being my first toy I was hoping I would finally get my first prostate orgy, but it did not give me that satisfaction. The toy was a cheap prostate massager that I bought off a reviewer at a really discounted price of $6. The normal price is around $17-21 on Amazon so it is affordable, but it didn't work for me. Now mind you I am not the size of an average person. The toy didn't even reach my prostate. I was quite disappointed in the toy, but hey guess I get what paid for it right? The vibrations were kind of crappy on full blast but that might be because the toy didn't even reach my prostate. Since I am not an average body size it would be awesome if someone else tries it to review. If you like it, please tell me so I wasn't misinforming or seeming like I was harping. The charging takes 30 more minutes than the play time which is quite short if you ask me. The toy comes with a remote which works fine. I tried using the toy another time and it just broke. Unfortunately, I ended up having to throw it away. Sorry to go on a rant about a toy that didn't work well for me. If you read all of that seriously congratulations you are a real trooper. This was my first review I hope you all liked it. Have fun and stay safe this summer 😃

Read More..

Lovehoney's Rose is easy to clean, comfortable to hold, and has a stylish rose gold chrome ABS plastic base that keeps it standing upright. Plus it boasts air pulse modes (6 intensities, 4 patterns), waterproof, and it's affordably priced (when on sale). You can't go wrong with this rose! I think the Lovehoney Rose is a great gift for anyone who has yet to ride the rose train or people who loved their first one & are in need of a new one. I also think Rose vibes make for excellent bridesmaid or bachelorette party gifts. Despite the fact that rose toys are still relatively new type of toy, they skyrocketed to "icon" status for their powerful suction in a discreet design. The Lovehoney Rose is not my first rose toy, and at this point, I'm fairly certain it won't be my last, but it sure did make an impression!

Read More..

The Nobra Twincharger from a small German manufacturer Nobra’s Silicone Dreams is the strongest male vibrator ever. But it’s also one of the smartest, with dual, independent motors (hence the Twin bit of the name) offering a variety of interference patterns that’ll have your cock wobbling around in the most satisfying of ways. And if you get the digital controller, you can even hook it up to Windows.

Read More..

It's a gamble that could be worth it more than it's not. Go into it with low expectations and give it the chance to surprise you like it did me! With finicky circuitry that made it a chore to initially keep on without bumping it out of place, this thing seemed like it was going to be destined for the trash bin. With a design that actually seems to concentrate the vibration in a beautifully easy to aim point that seems to allow me to focus on that one spot that really wants it...It's more than proved it's worth keeping! Regarding the "Duration of Use", it was not a fully tested feature, so I made a minimum best guess thinking it should more than likely last longer. Testing it for my photo/video op took longer than it took me to reach satisfaction and I believe it would have kept going just fine and dandy. My guess is however long a AAA battery usually lasts would be the duration, and if you have rechargeable ones on hand and can move fast like you're working a NASCAR pit you'll have a good time! ;P

Read More..

This review is brought to you by FunnyMee! They sent me the Rose and Sani to review, you should check out their website if you get a chance. You can also get 10% off either of these toys with my discount link: https://tinyurl.com/yveaafbe . . . Licking toys are just so difficult to get right!--the human tongue when performing oral sex on a vagina isn't just shallow oscillating movements that seemingly all sex toys do! We need Patrick Star "I can almost taste it now" ice cream licking gif happening. Couple that movement with some vibration and then you'd have a good licking sex toy...In my humble opinion. I actually like the Rose Thrustion a little bit more than my last FunnyMee toy review: the Sani (or Sany). The Rose does have a lot of going on, but doesn't really excel at anything. I think I was slightly hinting at this in my Sani review, but I feel like most people would totally be willing to drop a mid-tier or even a premium price on a really well designed and powerful toy. I think Lovense being so popular is a testament to that idea. The Rose instead opts to try and be a premium toy on a budget-friendly price...which just means they had to pare down and skimp in order to make the $26 price point able to make them a profit. If I were to give my unsolicited advice I would ask for a few things: 1) extending the shaft and adding a longer and a speed adjustable thrusting motion (like Lovense's Gravity) 2) adding a vibration element to the head/shaft and 3) a redesign of the licking element...and all this complaining is out of love...and because it's on the cusp of greatness ~ but not quite there yet.

Read More..

If you’re curious and don’t want to spend too much money on your first toy, this one’s a smart pick. It’s cute, strong, and has a lot of options, maybe more than you’ll even need. I got it because I wanted something different from a basic vibe, and the combo of tongue motion and thrusting definitely stood out. It’s intense, not a “ease-into-it” intense more like “turn it on and suddenly you're not thinking about anything else” intense. I’d say it’s best for people who already have a sense of what they like, or want to explore something new. It’s not exactly beginner soft, but if you’re open to high power it’s a fun ride. However, it also is not something beginners wouldn't like. This was in fact my first rose toy, and it is my favorite toy now! So definitely try it even if you're new to toys. Cleaning is quick, charging is simple, and the compact design makes it easy to tuck away. My only critique is that the buttons are sensitive, I’ve accidentally hit the power mid-use, but overall it is totally worth it. If you're not getting any or just want to stop relying on your imagination, this is a solid choice. I’d buy it again.

Read More..

To sum up, this glass toy has become an essential part of my collection. It combines elegance, functionality, and durability in a way that very few toys do. The smooth sensations, the intensity of the filling feeling, the ease of cleaning, and the overall high quality all come together to create something that’s not only enjoyable but reliable. Add to that the visual appeal of its design, the thoughtful packaging, and the longevity it offers, and you have a product that’s hard to beat. Whether you’re new to anal play or already experienced, this toy delivers. For me, it continues to be a trusted companion, always ready to bring pleasure, confidence, and exploration whenever I decide to use it.

Read More..

As a complete newbie to sex toys, the Lovehoney Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator was the perfect introduction to the world of personal pleasure. What immediately stood out to me was how its viral status wasn’t just due to its cute, flower-like appearance, but also the advanced technology behind it. The suction-based stimulation provided a unique pleasurable sensation, and the multiple settings allowed me to control the intensity from gentle teasing to intense stimulation. I appreciated how compact and discreet it was—easy to store and completely unobtrusive when not in use. It’s ideal for those who are looking to explore powerful sensations without being overwhelmed, which made it a fantastic first choice for me.

Read More..

It feels like an aggressive blowjob from an actual Orc, but the Orctan is actually part automatic cock-milking machine and part medieval torture device. It’s not for the faint of heart (or foreskin), but if you’ve got a penchant for the weird, it's a genuinely unique take on a tired category. Just be sure to use enough lube, and shave your pubes.

Read More..

Overall, it's a fine toy but much too expensive compared to other similar toys - I would shop around before buying. As a side note, I do think all the design details are fun and maybe if just a few more elements were added, I would highlight the "personality" of the toy as potentially being a selling point (they already named this toy, wouldn't be cool if they had like different character archetypes you could choose from!). I would also love to come back and find that they added some strong suction to the back of their Landon v2.0, so we'll just have to wait and see.

Read More..

5/5 Stars – Game Changer I don’t usually write long reviews, but this one honestly deserves it. I picked up the Rose for my wife thinking it would be a fun little experiment, maybe something to add a spark or a bit of variety. I had no idea it was about to become a full-on game changer in the bedroom. Let me break it down. First, the look. I’ll admit, when I first pulled it out of the box, I actually laughed a little. It looks more like a cute desk decoration or something you’d see sitting on a shelf than an adult toy. It’s small, light, and shaped like a rose bud—innocent, almost whimsical. You definitely wouldn’t look at it and think “this thing is about to knock my wife’s socks off.” But that’s exactly what happened. The first time we tried it, my wife was curious but also a little skeptical. She’s not against toys, but she isn’t usually one to go hunting for the latest gadgets either. She gave me that look of, “Okay, let’s see what this does.” And let me tell you: the moment it touched her, it was like flipping a switch. The curiosity disappeared instantly, replaced with a look I’ll never forget—the wide-eyed, breathless, “don’t you dare stop” kind of look. Within seconds, she was hooked. I’ve never seen such a fast turnaround from “hmm, let’s see” to “holy hell, keep going.” Now, here’s the thing: it’s not just intense, it’s efficient. This toy doesn’t waste time. You don’t need to spend forever figuring out angles or speeds. The Rose has this way of just locking in and doing its job like it was made specifically for her body. If you like puddles this is the one.

Read More..

This toy is a great addition to my collection and delivers every time on quality, ease of use, and overall aesthetic. I personally like when my toys have a personality and the Pika Blossom Pro Suction Rose Toy is definitely a charmer with its cute kawaii packaging and intentional aesthetic design. This toy is great for literally anyone whether you are new to sex toys or have been a serial masturbator forever, this toy will rock your world.

Read More..